{"id":13,"date":"2009-01-27T08:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-27T08:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.13creative.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/pickles.html"},"modified":"2009-01-27T08:55:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-27T08:55:00","slug":"pickles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.13creative.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/pickles.html","title":{"rendered":"Pickles"},"content":{"rendered":"

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On my wedding day, as my mom was helping me get dressed, she paused for a moment and said “I can’t believe you’re marrying a man who doesn’t like Salmon.”<\/div>\n
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I couldn’t believe it either, honestly, but I decided to overlook that small detail and still say “I do” once I reached the end of the aisle, only an hour or so later.<\/div>\n
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Also on the list of things that Brad and I disagree on:<\/div>\n
canned tuna \u00a0<\/span>J yes \u00b7 B no<\/div>\n
watching television = r&d for design trends \u00a0<\/span>J yes \u00b7 B no<\/div>\n
adventure honeymoons \u00a0<\/span>J no \u00b7 B yes<\/div>\n
brussel sprouts \u00a0<\/span>J yes \u00b7 B no<\/div>\n
cheese is the 5th food group \u00a0<\/span>J no \u00b7 B yes<\/div>\n
atkins<\/span> \u00a0J no \u00b7 B yes<\/div>\n
best salad dressing is olive oil & lemon juice\u00a0<\/span>\u00a0J yes \u00b7 B no<\/div>\n
whoever cooks, the other one cleans<\/span> \u00a0J yes \u00b7 B when it suits him<\/div>\n
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However, more devastating than salmon, more unfathomable than an aversion to relaxing honeymoons… we have pickles. \u00a0<\/div>\n
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To be clear, I am for<\/a>. \u00a0Brad is against.<\/div>\n
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This might seem trivial, but let me tell you that more than one fight has been initiated by said item.<\/div>\n
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It would not be unreasonable to hear my husband cough, clear his throat, and utter strong words of distaste and possibly even throw up in his mouth a little, when he hears the pickle jar open up at the other end of the house. \u00a0While not a daily ritual, I certainly would be remiss if a week went by without a briny little treat!<\/div>\n
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So, honey, this post is for you. \u00a0I saw someone walking down the street in this shirt last week and I want you to know that you are not<\/span> alone.<\/div>\n
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This in no way means I believe you are right, and this for certain does not mean I will stop buying pickles or eating them, but you have a friend out there. \u00a0Two, actually, if you count the other sad sack who invented this shirt!<\/div>\n
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You just don’t know what you’re missing…<\/div>\n
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